Apparently I’m going to be complete arsehole in the afterlife…
Just don’t ask me what Jigglypuff is meant to be…
Actually happened, except that I had to spell out Meowth, because the sceptical party in this convo couldn’t tell what I was saying.
Conclusion: cats are arseholes.
I don’t own a dog, and never have, so I don’t really know how accurate that pie chart is. The cat one is 100% accurate, though.
I’m starting to think big cat is somewhat of a plank.
He’s not wrong.
Words are from my friend Halley, and the girl unintentionally looks like my other friend’s eldest daughter.
The colouring in the lettering is brighter in real life (because it was done with highlighters), but my scanner is not the best at accurate colour reproduction.
I can’t take any credit for the joke (I saw it on tumblr, I think), but I think it’s hilarious, much like the cat on the right.
If you don’t think it’s gatekeeping, I don’t want to know.